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1. You’d think they’d be able to get Asia right…
2. My what long legs (and no body) you have…
3. You beat the…scrunchies out of it.
4. Maybe if you’re taking your nails completely OFF…
5. No animals were harmed in the making of this “leather.”
6. I assume the prize is a glass of water?
7. I’m sorry, this toy helicopter is capable of CREATING LIFE?!
8. Your friends will NEVER notice…
9. You are definitely failing Calculus, bro.
10. Is that the team with Colby Bryant?
11. OK that’s pretty clever, China.
12. This is gonna get you beat up at Comic-Con.
13. Pretty sure you should always skip that…
14. The sticker LIES.
15. Translation: This glove is probably gonna kill you.
